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One of the Funniest Things I've Read...

I just had to share this.  Warning...there is profanity, but I swear this is one of the best stories I've ever read!

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I promise I'll do an actual update of our life soon...

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  1. SydneyOctober 4, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    I peed my pants after reading that story. Next time I go to TJ Maxx I'm definitely going to look for a 5 ft. Chicken

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  2. LizOctober 8, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    haha, that is pretty awesome.

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